| Zebnezzer Goldhoarder
- "Are there no prisons? No workhouses? Why do you cherry lot insist on trodding up and down in front of my stoop?"
- "Shiftless slugabouts! All year long it's beg and borrow, then comes Wintersday and suddenly everyone has money for gifts! It's an outrage, I tell you. An outrage!"
- "Go sing your songs somewhere else! Keep Wintersday in your own way, and let me keep it in mine. By ignoring it!"
- "Wintersday? Bah! In my day, Wintersday really meant something! It meant that you were really cold, and really hungry. Ah, those were the days...."
This NPC is most likely a reference to Ebenezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol.