"When I was just a young hooligan, I found myself before a judge on a regular basis. I stood here, inside this very building, as my punishments were read by the Magister. Back then, I can remember wishing this building would be hit by lightning or destroyed in a great fire. Never did I think it would come to be."
The name Labofski is likely a reference to the movie "The Big Lebowski", in which a German antagonist accentuates this incorrect pronunciation of the main character's name.