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[edit] Me (No, I'm not a Mesmer)

Hi, my name is maybe John, Stephen, Charles, Paul, Chris or Michael. It might also be some megacool danish names which noone of you will able to pronounce properly, like Mikkel, Børge, Nicklas, Svend or something else. Get to live with it :) (BTW, i might also be a girl, you never know. I don't know either :D).

I was born on a monday... I think. No, wait it was on a Thursday. Or Sunday. At least i know i'm between 1 and 100 years old, and i'm fine with that. I live somewhere in Denmark.

I got a happy life, and anyone who disagrees can do so on my talk page, but give up already, the discussion is lost by now.

I think that was all about me... Have a nice day.

(BTW, i love Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia too)