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Contents 1 My favorite quotes! 2 Userboxes 3 About me 4 Stuff 5 My goals

[edit] My favorite quotes!

Yugioh the abridged series ftw!!!

These quotes might not be entirely word for word, because I'm writing from memory

Yugi: "Hey gramps can we see your super-special-awesome-super-chocolaty-fudge-coated-supercard?"

Grandpa: "I don't see why not. Here it is the Blue-eyes white dragon!"

Joey: "That's the least threatenin' name for a card I've ever heard. What kinna mook'd want a card like that??"

Kaiba rushes in

Kaiba: "I'm here for your Blue-eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer! Now gimme the card!"

Grandpa: "No."

Kaiba: "Curses! Foiled again!"

Yugi (thinking): "Holy crap! Joey's deck is even more powerful than mine! Woah, the Dark Magician!"

Yugi (aloud): "Geez Joey, your deck is worthless! Tell ya what, I'll take this deck and we'll go to grandpa's game shop and set you up with a new deck!"

Joey: "Thank's Yug, you're a pal!"

Yami: "This Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! is brought to you by: Yu-Gi-Oh!s ! They're Yugilicious!

Yami: "Wait a minute... Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something? And how would you go about testing this?"

Producer: "Just say the line..."

Yami: "Fine. Yu-Gi-Oh!s, apparently they're Yugilicious!"

Voice: "Warning: This episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin."

Voice: "Any women with heart problems should not watch this."

Voice: "I mean seriously, I'm just a computer generated voice and I think he's hot. Wouldn't you just love to rub your hands through his hair?"

Pegasus: "GET TO DAH CHOPPA!!!"

Tea: "Don't look at my butt!"

Mokuba: "Don't look at my butt!"

Grandpa "Don't look at my... oh."

Tristan: " Hey guys, guess where I've been..."

Tea: "Nobody cares, Tristan!"

Tristan: "This suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around in!"

clank

Guard: "What is that??"

clank

guard: "Oh, it's probably just the wind

clank

Guard: "Yup, that's definitely the sound wind makes!"

Yami: " I summon Obelisk the tormentor, Slypher the executive director, and Mega-Ultra Chicken!"

Tribal guy: "Arise Chicken! Arise!"

Keith: "In America..."

Kaiba: "Now Mokuba, you look after my multi-billion dollar company while I'm gone, kthx."

Monkuba: "But what if an evil corporation tries to take over the company?"

Kaiba: "Oh come on, Mokuba, I mean seriously, what are the odds?"

time passes...

Mokuba is looking in on a meeting...

Pegasus: "So let Me get this straight..."

Pegasus: "With Kaiba-boy out of the picture, you're going to take over his company?"

Evil Corporation guys (all at once): "That is correct!"

Mokuba: "I f***ing knew it!"

Tristan: "Holy s**t on a s**t sandwich, with s**t on top! And a side order of s**t!"

Tea: "Face it Joey, Kaiba hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars (tm). He's probably laughing at you right now!"

Meanwhile, at Kaiba Corp...

Kaiba: "Tee Hee Hee."

Explorer: "Shut up and drink your urine!"

Tea: "We've gotta find someplace where the mob would never look, even if their lives depended on it!"

Tea: "I know! The Museum!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away..."

Tea: "I summon Shining Friendship! It symbolizes the bond it has with my friends, which is why it's so small and fragile."

Tea: "It has Tristan's courage, Joey's spirit, and Yugi's heart!"

Bakura: "Hey, aren't you forgetting someone?"

Tea: " No, who?"

Bakura: "You know, white hair, dashing good looks, slightest hint of an accent..."

Tea: "Pegasus?"

Bakura: "It's ME you trollop!"

Tea: "Hands off my Yugi-muffin!"

Bakura: "Oy, you had your chance!"

Announcer: "We now return to the semifinals in the Duelist Kingdom, where Yugi Muto is struggling against Mai Valentine."

Announcer: "And who can blame him? Mai is a seasoned competitor who has many victories under her belt. Let's look at her duelling history, shall we?"

Announcer: "First she went up against Joey Wheeler -- and LOST."

Announcer: "Then she went p against Panic -- and LOST."

Announcer: "then she went up against Tea Gardner, which of course she must've won -- Oh, my mistake, she RESIGNED."

Announcer: "I hope you'll all join me in asking "What's wrong with this picture?""

Joey: "You duel like a dairy farmer!"

Kaiba: "How appropriate; you duel like a cow"

Marik: "Hey um... this is kinda awkward, but can I use your millenium ring after you die? I mean, it's not like you're going to need it"

Bakura: "Over my dead bod-"

Bakura gets toasted by my alter-ego

Bakura "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh..."

Marik (very fast): "I choose to take that as a no"

That is all...

for now...

[edit] Userboxes

[edit] About me

Age: 15

Birthday: May 24

Real name: none

Country: Canada, eh?

Gender: Hermapherdite

Hobbies: Computer gaming, reading, Lego, sarcasm.

Annoying things about me: Sarcastic, correct people's grammar, annoying in general.

Comment: No comment.

[edit] Stuff

I have every campaign, and the expansion.
All of my heroes for my main character are lvl 20
My main character has EVERY :

• Warrior
  
• Ranger
  
• Necromancer
  
• Monk
  
• Ele
  
• Mesmer
  

skill in the game. Not just unlocked, actually on his character. I'm working on getting every skill in the game, but it's getting expensive. Plus I only have, like, 100 skill points left.
My main character also has over 12 million experience
On another note, I am jealous of GW-Susan's q8 perect gold fellblade. Lucky bastard...
On that note, though, I am happy with my q8 perfect gold aegis. I just wish wasn't while enchanted. Or tactics, for that matter.
I hate spam.
I hate spam.
I HATE CAPS LOCK
I hate alt-f....
I have too many items in inventory. 3 helms, 5 swords, 2 axes, a scythe, a hammer, a spear, a bow, and 3 shields. Not to mention ~180 Golden Eggs, ~200 Chocolate Bunnies, candy canes of all sorts , alchohol, and a Miniature Aatxe. In fact, I have generally between 18 and 16 open inventory spaces (kits). I've gotta get rid of some stuff...

• My weapons are:
  • swords:
• Murakai's Blade My only green sword, I keep it because I don't yet have an uber-leet looking zealous sword.
  • Q9
  • 15^50
  • Zealous
  • Hp +30
  • Dyed black
  • My only green sword, I keep it because I don't yet have an uber-leet looking zealous sword.

• Destroyer Sword
  • Q9
  • E +5
  • 20/20
  • swordsmanship +1 30%
  • Can't be dyed
  • I barely ever use it, because its very short and looks kinda bad. I like the animation, though.

• Fellblade
  • Q11
  • 15^50
  • furious 9/10 (I'm still looking for a 10/10)
  • hp +30
  • Dyed Black
  • Found it in the tombs, so can't change the 15^50 (like I'd want to). I use this sword a lot. Just for the record, fellblades look WICKED dyed black.

• Elemental Sword
  • Q13
  • 15^50
  • Firey
  • Enchantments 20%
  • Can't be dyed
  • This is my conjure element sword. how fitting that an elemental sword would be my elemental sword.

• Wyvern Blade
  • Q9
  • 15^50
  • Vampiric 3
  • Health +30
  • Undyed
  • Recently replaced it with the dead sword, beacause the dead sword looks good, and this looks bad.

• Dead Sword
  • Q10
  • E +5
  • Vampiric 3
  • Swordsmanship + 1 20%
  • Can't be dyed
  • Got it from an Alliance mate. I have to say, I love this skin. Why on earth did I even have that wyvern blade? It's like having giant burr thingies stuck on a sword. (?).(?)

• Axes

• Kanaxai's Axe
  • Q9
  • 15^50
  • 20/20
  • Health +30
  • Can't be dyed
  • I keep it because it looks totally evil. I would SO get one of these if they made it a skin you could find elsewhere. I have recently gotten a replacement (below), and now this is on koss. So I never see it anymore. Ever.

• Tyrian Cleaver
  • Q10
  • 15^50
  • 20/20
  • Health +30
  • Dyed black
  • I have always, since when I first got GW, wanted a good one of these. To me, it just looks nice. And to say it dyes nicely is an understatement; black on this makes it go totally black, and gives the edge a rainbow sheen. Like coating it with gasoline, it has many colo(u)rs all glistening on the edge. I love this axe! (<3).(<3)

• Destroyer Axe
  • Q9
  • 15^50
  • Furious 10/10
  • Axe Mastery 1/20
  • Can't be dyed
  • This is my baby right now. I totally love this axe. It's a pwnsauce skin. I used to have a Sephis Axe, but this totally owns that. Owns 1000 times over. 10^10^100 times over!! But it's still not as good as my new cleaver, so I never use it anymore. well, I do, but not as much.

• Hammers

• Destroyer Maul
  • Q9
  • E +5
  • Zealous
  • Health +30
  • Can't be dyed
  • I know zealous sounds sgtupid on a hammer, but with perma DBS you need passive energy regen. 33% faster + zealous = energy.

• Bows

• Celestial Longbow
  • Q11
  • 15^50
  • 20/19
  • Health +29
  • Can't be dyed
  • I really love this skin. In my opinion the most beautiful of any bow out there. Not cooler than the Silverwing Recurve Bow, but much more beautiful.

• Sythes

• Vahlen's Vow
  • Q9
  • 15^50
  • Bleeding
  • Health +30
  • No idea what it's dyed
  • I don't really use this very much. I should get rid of it, tbh. Maybe when I get a Destroyer Scythe...

• Spears

• Hidesplitter's Spear
  • Q9
  • Furious 10/10
  • Health +30
  • No idea what it's dyed
  • I use this occasionally when it's a bad idea to go into melee, or use a build centred (Canadian spelling ftl) around chucking spears. This is a beautiful-looking spear, too.

[edit] My goals

All of these goals have to do with Kanaxai Doombringer. Alomst all of my other characters I don't like, and so are around for BirthDay fodder.
Titles:

Norn

Asuran

Dwarven

Ebon Vanguard

Sunspear

Lightbringer (44,945/50,000)

Tyrian Elite Skill Hunter

Canthan Elite Skill Hunter

Elonian Elite Skill Hunter

Legendary Skill Hunter

Canthan Vanquisher

Tyrian Vanquisher (12/54)

Elonian Vanquisher (5/34)

Legendary Vanquisher (1/3)

Protector of Tyria

Protector of Cantha

Protector of Elona

Guardian of Tyria (15/25)

Guardian of Cantha (10/13)

Guardian of Elona (10/20)

Legendary Guardian (3/6)

Canthan Cartographer (93.5%)

Tyrian Cartographer (86.5%)

Elonian Cartographer (81.3%)

Legendary Cartographer (0/3)

Luxon (2,315,000/10,000,000)

Kurzick (14,000/10,000,000)

KoaBD

PKM

iVI (13/15)

iHMLBB (13/20)

mGHSoRM (13/25)

GWAMM (13/30)