User:Malvaro/Uber Noob

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Contents 1 Attributes and Skills 2 Skill set for the Uber Noob. 3 Equipment 4 Usage 5 Counters 6 Variants 7 Notes

The Uber Noob build is almost always found in low-level areas but can occasionally been seen at work in higher-level areas. The Uber Noob build is designed to completely shield the user from the voice of Wisdom so that they can remain a true Noob regardless of experience level.

[edit] Attributes and Skills

Mesmer / Any	Attribute Rank
Noobie Magic	12 + 1 + 3

Skill set for the Uber Noob. Losing Ground Bliss in Ignorance Poor Leadership Lag Death Noobie Domination Total Meltdown No Guilt, No Rememberance Grave Digger

[edit] Equipment

• No special equipement is needed.

[edit] Usage

• Cast No Guilt, No Rememberance if any of your allies are dying and are in need of healing. Then immediately cast Grave Digger to ensure they stay dead.
• Chain Bliss in Ignorance, Poor Leadership, and Lag Death together for a deadly Noobie combo. Most PUG groups cannot withstand this combination.
• Cast Noobie Domination if it seems like you are not impacting your group enough with your combos.
• Cast Total Meltdown if there are other Noobies in your group, as you can feed of each other's Noob abilities.
• Cast Losing Ground if, even with Noobie Domination, you are unable to distrupt your group or guild. You should stick to groups that have a lower resistance to your Noobie influence.

[edit] Counters

• Occasionally Experience.
• Noobies are crippled by the Make Smarter skill.
• "I Really DO Know What I'm Doing!" in combination with agreement with the Noobie.

[edit] Variants

• Consider swapping out Lag Death for Error 7 Shot.
• Consider swapping out Poor Leadership for "I Know What I'm Doing!".

[edit] Notes

• You usually can spot a fellow Noobie from a mile away; be sure to share what Noobie combinations are working for you.
• Regardless of how tempted you are to become a real gamer, remember that there is nothing more fulfilling than thinking you are right when you are actually wrong.
• Monks and runners seem to be more easily affected by Losing Ground, so make sure to use that spell frequently when they are in your group.