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Lord Couve 30 edits since June 11, 2009

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Nationality: Portuguese
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Gender: Male
Guild: Haven't met one i like yet
Campaigns: All of 'em!
Allegiance: Luxon
Likes: Mass murdering mobs in PvE, pie, cats, pie, cookies, pie, money, pie and girls. (also pie)
Dislikes: Being murdered in PvP, not getting pie, dogs, not having pie, people who eat the last cookie, people who eat mah pies.

Lord Couve

Profession: Warrior
Lvl: 20
Canthan
Completed all campaigns.
Weapons: Dead Sword, Mursaat Sword, Destroyer Sword, Destroyer Hammer, Desolation Maul, Shadow Axe, Destroyer Axe, Forgotten Axe, Tengu Axe, Voltaic Spear, Exalted Aegis, Destroyer Shield
True Name: Couve Cortante
Saying: "If my weapons fail i can still punch them to death!"

Background: Ever since he was little he exibited the traits of a warrior: Mindlessly rushing at everything he saw, swinging his little toys like hammers and defeating neighbourhood cats and dogs. After his parents sent him to Shing Jea, he improved his abilities and became the warrior he is today. During the time he spent in school his arms were smashed by a schoolmate's hammer, at which he replied: "Meh, it's okay, i can wield the sword with my theeth!". Seeing the power in this Warrior, Balthazar called in some favors and gave him new stone hands. His sunglasses were a gift from a girl he got to know in school, even though she died, he keeps them to remind him of what might happen if he fails.

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Curiosity:
His name means Lord Cabbage in portuguese

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The Putrifier

Profession: Necromancer
Lvl: 20
Canthan
Still has to complete GW:EN
Weapons: Ghial's Staff, Accursed Staff (Curses), Kole's Torment, Totem Axe, Grim Cesta.
True Name: William Bazoo
Saying: "10 minions in front of these accursed foes, AND THEY STILL FEEL THE NEED TO ATTACK ME? -.-"

Background: At the age of 10, William was getting preety tired of being mocked all the time due to his name. One day this changed... When recess from the first class began, everyone started mocking him, but today was not an ordinary day, his classmates ganged up on him and started beating him and singing: "HAHAHAH BAZOO BOZO BAZOO BOZO!". After enduring 5 minutes of this torture, his latent necromancer powers kicked in. When he awoke, he had a feeling of power he had never felt before, and sought entry into Shing Jea in order to hone his skill, the school and playground were destroyed, and it is said that somewhere in cantha there is a batch of land where nothing can survive, infested with the souls of his classmates, doomed to live as ghosts due to the pure evil of the power released. William took on the nickname of The Putrifier, not only to stop pursuers, but due to the corrupting nature of his raw power.

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Zanmato Scourge

Profession: Assassin
Lvl: 20
Canthan
Completed all campaigns
Weapons: Shiro's Blades, Destroyer Daggers, Totem Axe, Ungues of the Forgotten, Inscribed Chakram
True Name: Unkown
Saying: "Man, i wish a foe would survive long enough for me to say a one liner."

Background: Little is known about him, he works as a freelancer, offering his services to the highest bidder, then killing the second highest bidder for his money. He was trained at Shing Jea and necer got along with panaku, he wanted to be able to kill with mastery, never until he could complete his training. When asked about him, Master Togo replied: "I never got to know him very well, he hardly spoke, he spent most of his time looking at the sky and throwing rocks at mantids from high cliffs to see their reaction. I now find this to be my favorite hobby."

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Curiosity: His name, Zanmato, is likely a reference to the skill of the same name used by Yojimbo in Final Fantasy X.


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Lucky Lucky Seven

Profession: Paragon
Lvl: 20
Elonian
Completed Nightfall and Prophecies
Weapons: Norn Spear, Undead Sword, Prayer of the Forgotten, Undead Motivation Shield, Ancient Shield
True Name: Atiro Lanza
Saying: "Lady Luck, we'll get outta this alive honey!"

Background: Atiro was never very good at anything. He spent his childhood with medium grades and no particular skills. Until he discovered the cards... A friend of his one day taught him how to play Poker, and he instantly saw what his skill was: Luck. He almost always got the cards he wanted, almost always won a card game. One day he challenged Kormir to a poker game. The conditions were simple: Should Atiro win, 20% of all sunspear income would be redirected to him. Should he lose, he would be admitted as a sunspear and would have to help Kormir fight Abbadon. The game was toe to toe. Both of them apppeared to have the same luck, but then, in a battle of luck, one alwaays has to win. And so it happened, an earthquake made atiro fall of his seat, and kormir got to sneak a peek at his cards. He now reluctantly fights as a paragon, always asking Kormir for a rematch when he can, although she always claims to be "too busy".

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Curiosity: His name is likely a reference to Final Fantasy VII's Lucky Seven feature, where if a character had only 7's in his HP, he would start to randomly shoot enemies.


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Lonely Aftermath

Profession: Elementalist
Lvl: 20
Ascalonian
Completed Nightfall and Prophecies
Weapons: Fire Wand, Flame Artifact, Flint's Fleshcleaver, The Skybringer, Tengu Sword, Tengu Earth Focus
True Name: Tony Torg
Saying: "Ok, who ordered the well-done charr?"

Background: Born in ascalon, raised in ascalon. Tony always had an uncanny love for fire, which is why he chose to enter the Cooking Elementalists school of arcane mastery. A secret society of elementalist cooks, who used fire magic to create the perfect dishes. He spent his teen years and most of his early adulthood cooking in school and going out with a charming elementalist from his class: Adria. The day the searing hit he was out assisting rurik as the camp chef while looking for Vatlaaw Doomtooth. As he watched the searing destroy all he had loved, his heart turned to stone, his hair turned white, and he doned the nickname of "Lonely Aftermath" to remind the charr of both what happened after the searing, and what would happen to them when he finishes with them.

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F S M Pasta Priest

Profession: Monk
Lvl: 20
Canthan
Completed Prophecies
Weapons: Staff of the Forgotten, Totem Axe, Grim Cesta, Enadiz's Defender
True Name: Unkown
Saying: "Believe in his Holy Meatballs, and you might be saved!"

Background: He appeared in Shing Jea Island one day, just like that. Some say he came smuggled in a boat. Others say he flew there with the power of his god. Right or wrong they may be, it doesn't matter, as he won't say, all we know is he appeared, and started spreading the word of his god. No one took him seriously, as none would even dare defy the 5 true gods. Even Dwayna got annoyed and tried to convert him back by removing his monk powers. Wheter she gave them back or his god is somewhat real, we can't say, but he did get them back, and now can be found preaching to minotaurs in the desert, to aatxes in the Underworld, and to Rotwing in Majesty's Rest.

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Curiosity: His name and worshipped god are a reference to Uncyclopedias article on the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Iceheart Firesoul

Profession: Ritualist
Lvl: 20
Canthan
Completed Nightfall
Weapons: Alem's Remedy
True Name: Rose Amater
Saying: "Hands off! That is reserved for someone else!"

Background: Rose grew up in Shing Jea, and until the age of 15 was overlooked by all boys because of her... non feministic appearance. Imagine their surprise when she turned into a full grown woman by 18! Unfortunately for those boys, she had been overlooked for so long she couldn't care less what they thought about her now. As a side-effect for this lack of attention from the living, she turned to the dead. She tried being a necromancer, but she found the corpses too disgusting. Imagine her relief when she learned she could just call dead people souls, which she could actually talk too! Despite her being harsh, cruel even to any man who aproaches her. In reality she suffers waiting for a true man to remove her from her self-inflicted seclusion from the living.

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