User:Defiant Elements/Belkar Bitterleaf

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Belkar Bitterleaf
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Classification
Species: Halfling Profession: Assassin Level(s): 13

Belkar Bitterleaf is a Halfling assassin hero in Order of the Stick. An erratic and casual killer driven by a variety of selfish impulses, Belkar adventures for the love of battle. While ostensibly the party's tracker, he is astoundingly bad at any of his class skills (including tracking). He joins the Order so that he may escape justice from a deadly bar fight in which he knifed 15 people, and the Order does not abandon him (despite his bloodthirsty tendencies) due to Roy's belief that he must keep the violent halfling under control. Belkar's loyalty to the Order fluctuates with his mood, though he never actually betrays them (despite thinking of it often).

Contents 1 Lore 2 Locations 3 Quests 4 Recruitment 5 Default Skills 6 Armor 7 Quotes 7.1 Idle Quotes 7.2 Battle Quotes 8 Notes 9 Trivia

[edit] Lore

See Belkar Bitterleaf.

[edit] Locations

• The Halfling Community
• Redmountain Hills
  • Dungeon of Dorukan
• Azure City
• Cliffport
• Sunken Valley
• Rebel Hideout
• Roy's Corpse

[edit] Quests

Revenge!

[edit] Recruitment

Completion of Revenge! will unlock Belkar for that character.

[edit] Default Skills

• Black Mantis Thrust
• Golden Fang Strike
• Death Blossom
• Siphon Speed
• Critical Eye
• Dark Escape
• Resurrection Signet

[edit] Armor

Belkar starts with basic assassin armor, labeled as Bloodthirsty armor.

[edit] Quotes

[edit] Idle Quotes

• "Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff."
• "This "treasure" idea intrigues me, and I wish to learn more."
• "Oh that is IT! I'm gonna track down that loser's family and slit their friggin' throats!"
• "I am so sick of those giant lumbering oafs, clomping around with their massive shoes like they're so cool."
• "OK, OK, fine! What about Durkon, though? He's the walking medicine chest."
• "See also: "jackass."
• "Pffft. Shoes are for suckers. All part of a big conspiracy on the part of the cobblers."
• "Oh, someday there will be a reckoning, elf, oh yes..."

[edit] Battle Quotes

• "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!"
• "Bwaha! I have deep-seated emotional problems! Die! Die! Die!"
• "Oh yeah! Who da halfling? I da halfling"
• "Woot! I am the most badass halfling EVER! In your face Elijah Woods!"
• "Oh yeah! Look at me! Look at me!"
• "Hey, I'm all for looting the corpses of my fallen allies, but shouldn't we wait for a better time?"
• "Let's kill those losers!"
• "Oh yeah. This? This thing right here? This is gonna be fun."
• "Arrgh! I can't believe this. A room full of people I'm allowed to kill, and I have to stand here and protect the wizard and cleric."
• "What's green and black, squeals like a pig, and has two pieces of steel where its lungs used to be? You."
• "But don't worry. There is going to be some serious stabbing going on in the next few minutes."
• "This sucks! Zombies aren't nearly as satisfying to eviscerate. They don't even scream for mercy."
• "Run, my pretty little chunks of XP, run!"
• "'Surrender.' Ha! How do they come up with this stuff?"

[edit] Notes

• A duplicate of Belkar Bitterleaf will appear as a Halfling Killer.

[edit] Trivia

• All quotes are from the Order of the Stick.