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[edit]  Gerroh
Age: 20
Location: Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Professional Slacker
First Profession: Necromancer
Started Playing: March 2, 2007
Favourite Professions: Dervish, Necromancer, Ranger
Current Guild: Il Skinny Puppy Il [SP].
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This was a total accident, I swear.
If a rule or law is wrong, do what you can to fix it. Here's an argument I started that got "Inappropriate Language" changed to "Verbal Abuse" in the reporting panel.
[edit] Too Many Userboxes
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- A is for Auron who fell down the stairs.
- B is for Blue.rellik assaulted by bears.
- C is for Cookie who wasted away.
- D is for Darksyde Never Again thrown out of a sleigh.
- E is for Entropy who choked on a peach.
- F is for Felix sucked dry by a leech.
- G is for Gigathrash smothered under a rug.
- H is for Hellbringer done in by a thug.
- I is for Isk8 who drowned in a lake.
- J is for Jedi who took lye by mistake.
- K is for KyleH who was struck with an axe.
- L is for Lost-Blue who swallowed some tacks.
- M is for Maui who was swept out to sea.
- N is for Nova who died of ennui.
- O is for OrgX run through with an awl.
- P is for Powersurge trampled flat in a brawl.
- Q is for Quizzical who sank on a mire.
- R is for Ruricu consumed by a fire.
- S is for Shadowphoenix who perished of fits.
- T is for Thoughtful who flew into bits.
- U is for Utter Havoc who slipped down a drain.
- V is for Vipermagi squashed under a train.
- W is for Wizardboy embedded in ice.
- X is for Xeon devoured by mice.
- Y is for Yuri whose head was knocked in.
- Z is for Zulu who drank too much gin.
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| Nerf
| This user supports Anet's attempts at balancing the game.
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| This user has anger issues.
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| This user is so talented, he can interrupt stances.
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| ...and neither do the Mesmers using Wastrel's Worry.
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| This user likes bondage.
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| This user thinks Raptors is hilarious.
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| This user edits his page so often, he actually got into an edit conflict with himself.
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| This user makes money as a mercenary for rich, lazy people.
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| This user is a perv, and you love it.
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| EotN icons, displaying the literal skill with no artistic value whatsoever.
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| Lyssa and Melandru are lovers, Grenth and Balthazar are drinking buddies, Dwayna and Abaddon used to date, but broke up, which caused Abaddon to wage war with the other gods.
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| Skinny Puppy
| We globalize the others' lies, we sanctify the great disguise - I am not living here, I have got much left to fear - Behind the crack behind the image on the wall I see you curled up tightly hiding from it all - Pasted carcass killing fields, body parts off dolls that bleed - Dark this heavy past tension over talking.
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[edit] Profession Stereotypes
| I have tons of armor which makes me invincible. And the bonus speed means I can hit my enemy so fast, they won't be able to counter!
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| I don't need to read past "your attacks do +50 damage.". My 16 scythe master will make sure no one survives more than 3 or 4 attacks from me!
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| If I equip a lot of survivor insignia and vitae runes, I'll never die. And Endure Pain makes an excellent self-heal.
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| The fact that I do much more damage than everyone means I'm the most important. If the monk is working hard to keep me alive, it's because I'm just that damn important. I also know exactly how other people should play their profession.
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| My low defenses don't matter, if my monk does his job, I won't die and the enemy will be unable to stop my 7-attack-combo. If my monk fails, I have Shadow Refuge to back me up!
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| Pfft, I don't need all these blocking stances, I'll just take Life Siphon and Life Transfer. They're in Blood Magic, so there's no reason to not use them.
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| I don't really understand how this combination works, but PvX says it's good! I can't possibly lose if I use a PvX build against those noobs!
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| If I fire these three off in quick succession, I'll do huge damage! Hell, I could even toss in Concussion Shot and Savage Shot! And they'll keep getting interrupted if they try to do anything! But I should definitely have Disrupting Shot because it's much better than Savage Shot.
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| I may be using a caster profession, but I need to level up my pet! I'll take it into PvP, that will get it to level 20 real quick! And it can help me do a bit more damage, without any downsides!
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[edit] F'awesome Skills
Paradox
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- Spell. You interrupt yourself.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious!"
5020
- Shout. If target foe is a foe, you gain 10 energy.
Well of Obvious
10220
- Well Spell. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a well of Obvious. If that corpse was fallen creature, all foes who are foes in this well suffer from a -5 health degeneration.
Sarcasm Alert
515
- Skill. If target foe is, in fact, not an ally, that foe takes 10...70 damage.(Attribute: Strength, because Paragons ALWAYS use Strength.)
Failtastic Assassin
25101
- Elite Skill. Target touched foe is hit by your over-used elite and takes 10...400 damage, but that's not enough for you, so you will continue to spam your chain out of order in a desperate attempt to kill them.(Attribute: Critical Strikes.)
"F--- You Too!"
5045
- Shout. If you are below 10% health, target foe shares all of your conditions and hexes, and they lose all but 20...10% of their maximum health(Attribute: Command.)
Divide By Zero
000
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