"Gardener? How dare you! I learned my craft in the great Library of Vabbi. I read books by ancient scribes on detailing [sic] weather patterns of Elona for the past four centuries. I've clipped every bud and stem in here by hand. My work is an art."
"When you give a flower to someone, all you're saying is, "Hey! I killed this innocent creature for your amusement!" Now tell me... how, exactly, is that romantic?"