"I am Peters of the Humming Hymnsmen. Perhaps you've heard of us? We are hummers of traditional Winterday Hymns! We also can hum non-hymns, but we prefer to stick with hymns because to not hum hymns would make our name as the humming hymnsmen inaccurate, and we haven't thought of anything quite so clever as to cover all situations."
" Any requests? We can hum anything, especially Wintersday hymns."
" Hark Ye Herald Avatars Sing" it is!"
" Thank you! Thank you! Happy Wintersday to all of you!"
" Oh gather ye 'round! Our next song is entitled, "The Quietest Nights of Days Long Past."
" Please, no tipping! It only cheapens the whole performance..."