"Look at all these googly-eyed revelers. They show no respect to the gods, but instead partake in frivolous activities like gift-giving and singing! I bet a little prank is in order to get these jolly old fools thinking about Grenth. Go fetch me 3 Juvenile Termite Legs. I bet they'd make great stocking stuffers, wouldn't you agree? Bring me those juicy bits and I'll trade you for one of these:"