"Hi! I'm Lien! Today is punishment-free day! I can do anything I want! I stole some stuff, and broke some stuff, and ate some stuff...and now I think I'm going to make as big a mess as I can! Want to help?" Listen, kid, you've got to calm down. You're making an idiot of yourself. "You can't make me! You can't make me!" Because if you don't you'll be eaten by the...uh...the...New Year's Pig! "Wait...what? A pig is going to eat me?" This isn't any ordiany pig. He's seven feet tall, and made of stars, and he's got bristles all over his back pile porcupine, and swords for feet, and...us...teeth that are six...no, wait...sixteen inches long! "By Dwayna's Sandals! Well, all right. I'll behave...but just for a little while.'
"Watch me burp my letters right in front of everybody! Is that annoying? I don't care!" "I've got mud all over my shows. I'm going to run through every house in the city! Ha ha ha!"