"Grettings youngster. They call me Grandpa Coalchack, and I've been celebrating Wintersday since, oh, before you were born. I've seen many a contest between Dwayna and Grenth here, many a contest. Always exciting, a thrill a minute, as they say. 'Course, I've always been a Dwayna man, myself. Back in the day, I could blind a man with a snowball at fifty feet! Ah, Wintersday. Nothing quite like it."
"I ever tell you about the time Dwayna put wings on the Grentches? Crazy little cretins didn't actually know how to fly, of course. Some say there's a flock of wild Grentches fluttering around in the clouds to this very day. I reckon they'd have to be dead by now, but still... flyin' Grentches! Never laughed so hard in all my life..."