Greetings! I see the confusion in your eyes. You're thinking that you've seen me before, but you can't remember my name. That's completely understandable, though. You see, I go by many names. Some call me Erick Soulstealer, the paragon of life-stealing magic. Others call me Erick Spiritrobber, the one who strikes terror into his enemies with his powerful curses. To others I am known as Eric Deadspawn, master of minion summoning. Or perhaps you know me as Erick Dangerson, the son...of danger!
Okay, I made that last one up, but surely you've heard of me, right?
You haven't? Here, look at my skills; maybe they'll jog your memory: