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Short-circuit hazard demonstration of a Crystal Dessert being microwaved

The Crystal Dessert is a silicon-based dish, served by the Forgotten to lost souls seeking ascension in the Crystal Desert.

Known side-effects

Consuming excessive amounts may attract some very dangerous monsters including: Hydras, Sand Wurms, Rockshot Devourers and Sand Giants.

It is also known to cause dictionarrhea and spellofobia.

Warning: heating Crystal Dessert in your microwave will void warranty!

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