- "They say a stitch in time saves nine. So what happens if you macrame instead?"
- "If I don't make it out alive, who will make kitty-eared headbands for the masses? Think of the people!"
- "I'm used to being all tied up in my work...just not quite so literally."
- "I've gotten out of worse situations. Like that time I made a sweater with no arms! Alright, maybe that wasn't quite as bad..."